You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
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I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
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Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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