i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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