kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
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She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
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Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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