What should our trivia night team be named?
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the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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