So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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