the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
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I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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