I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
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If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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