"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
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I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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