Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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