Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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