Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
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My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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