she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
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No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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