My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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