Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
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Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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