ugly people sure do ruin things
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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