So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
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not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
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I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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