singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
is wine microwaveable?
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OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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