Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
You are the jesus of drinking
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Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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