I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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