I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
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On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
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I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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