There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
This is my gift to your gina
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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