last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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