Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
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Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
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Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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