why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
foreskin is a definite game changer
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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