bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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