people are starting to question the shark bite story
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
How's work?
Spinning.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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