dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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