In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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