Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
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