White coat. Heels.
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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