have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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