i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
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FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
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She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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