she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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