Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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