I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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