What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
