I wanna passion pit in your ass
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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