I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
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i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
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Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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