This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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