it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
