are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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