I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Randomize
