good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
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Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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