Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
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He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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