Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
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It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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