Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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