I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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