WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
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Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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