butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
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I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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