yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
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Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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