I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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