I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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