Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
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Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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