my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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