we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
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he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
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I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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