ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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